Ah, get born, keep warm, short pants, romance, learn to danceGet dressed, get blessed, try to be a successPlease her, please him, buy gifts, don’t steal, don’t liftTwenty years of schooling and they put you on the day shiftLook out kid, they keep it all hidBetter jump down a manhole, light yourself a candleDon’t wear sandals, try to avoid the scandalsDon’t want to be a bum, you better chew gumThe pump don’t work because the vandals took the handles 

Ah, get born, keep warm, short pants, romance, learn to dance
Get dressed, get blessed, try to be a success
Please her, please him, buy gifts, don’t steal, don’t lift
Twenty years of schooling and they put you on the day shift
Look out kid, they keep it all hid
Better jump down a manhole, light yourself a candle
Don’t wear sandals, try to avoid the scandals
Don’t want to be a bum, you better chew gum
The pump don’t work because the vandals took the handles 


 
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