February 2012
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I had planned to do so much today; come 6 o’clock and I haven’t got out of bed yet.
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I was that little boy, that little baby boy was me! I once was a boy, but now I am a man! I fought the Nightman, lived as Dayman, now I’m here to ask for your hand. So if you want to marry men, will you marry me? Will you come on stage and join me, in this thing called matrimony? Please say yes and do not bone me, please just marry me!
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I don't understand people
At what point does it become inappropriate and pathetic to continually go after someone that you know is in a relationship and has no desire to be with you?
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Bob Dylan everything coming in about 1 minute, it’s one of those days. Though everyday is one of those days. Everyone should listen Dylan everyday.
I think I saw Kirsten Dunst today; but to be honest she’s a bit plain looking and it may have very well been some random white girl.
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A Christian Scientist
Scientist 1: Sir we may have just found definite scientific proof for evolution.
Christian Scientist: No.
Scientist 1: I'm sorry, no what sir?
Christian Scientist: No, that's impossible. Creationism, have you not read the Bible son?
Scientist 1: Sir, surely you do not believe that the Bible is in the least bit factual?
Christian Scientist: The Bible tells us the history of the world.
Scientist 1: But sir does science not demand skepticism of all things?
Christian Scientist: Are you calling the word of God a lie?
Scientist 1: No sir, I am just trying to present to you the clear scientific evidence that we have discovered to support evolution.
Christian Scientist: NO!
Scientist 1: But sir..
Christian Scientist: NOOOOOOOO!
Scientist 1: Bu....
Christian Scientist: I SAID NO! I REBUKE YOU DEVIL CHILD! GOD SAID "ABRAHAM, KILL ME A SON" AND SON YOU MUST DIE FOR I AM A CHILD OF GOD AND YOU ARE THE SEED OF SATAN!
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